#1: Betting on Woody Theory

Woody Theory is quite an outlandish CRACK THEORY, despite how much "evidence" there is to prove this quite a looney concept, I still wouldn't recommend believing this, lest you end up in some king of WEIRD ROUTE.

#2: Seeking W.D Gaster

PLEASE STOP SEEKING W.D GASTER, AS MISERY AND DARKNESS FOLLOWS WHEREVER HE GOES. JUST GIVE UP OR HE'LL DELTARUIN YOU TOO

#3: Pirating DELTARUNE

If you pirate DELTARUNE, toby fox himself will come into your room and beat you senseless.

#4: being December Holiday

If you're Dess, expect to get run over or become a being of the dark

#5: Getting the MANTLE

ERAM will NOT give up that mantle easily, and he will curbstomp you with his stubby legs

#6:SNOWGRAVE

Please for the love of GOD do the Snowgrave route, that shit is fun as all hell, you get to emotionally manipulate Noelle and murder Berdly (FUCK BERDLY and his Wish.com ass Falco Lombardi cosplay)

#7: Watercooler

just DON'T fuck with the Watercooler under any circumstances because that bastard is so ridiculously strong

#8: Spamtenna (aka TEMU RadioStatic)

we all live for that toxic tv email yaoi

#9: Finding REAL Mike

#Who even is Mike??? Is he a cat, a cowboy, or a microphone????? (anyway if you look for Mike battat will murder you brutally)

#10: Believing this shit

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

#11: Kasane Teto (what the fuck 11 reasons??!?!?!?!?)

teto teto teto teto

#12: Pluey

who the fuck is penis

#69:Assgore.

I had to, you shouldn't expect a deltarune site without an asgore joke or two